Juicy Ducks


I saw a product at the mall the other day called “Juicy Ducks”. Basically, they’re fruit-themed rubber ducks.

So, whatever, it’s a pretty stupid idea, but not one that I’d bother blogging about if it wasn’t for the following:

Just look at it. It looks like a bloated, tumorous corpse. So, so horrible. The perfect gift for the child in your life that you hate.

4 thoughts on “Juicy Ducks

  1. Do they smell like fruit? I can still remember the “grape” smell of my Sour Grape doll, the villainess of the Strawberry Shortcake universe. Like most fruity scents (and flavors, for that matter), it didn’t even come close to the real thing.

  2. They were in sealed boxes, so I didn’t get a chance to smell them. But since Vogdoid and my parents (?) apparently want me to get a couple Juicy Ducks for them, maybe I’ll get my chance (here’s hoping)!

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